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It's Year End ...

Welcome to my final Nudes Letter of 2009 ...

Here are items about the naked body that appeared in my daily tabloid paper, The Sun ...

A Sun SPOT paragraph tells of "a £30 calendar advertising portaloos and featuring naked models beside waterfalls is being reprinted after selling 75,000 copies in Ratingen, western Germany." The company must be flushed with success ! ( 03/12 ).
A paragraph headed RAW COCAINE tells of a "naked driver Gerhard Lemmer, 22, [who] told cops nicking him [that] he forgot to dress after taking cocaine in Aachen, Germany." Just the bare facts then ! ( 07/12 ).
Under heading of We'll row sea nude, let's wish good luck to the "two women rowers [who] are hoping to be the first to cross the Atlantic NAKED. Mel King, 37, and Annie Januszewski, 40, will set off starkers tomorrow from the Canary Islands. The pair from Bristol say rowing 3,000 miles to Antigua in the buff will help them avoid chafing and beat the women's record of 75 days." Hope they take plenty of sun cream ! ( 10/12 ).
Another episode of our daily cartoon couple George & Lynne, this time they are in the kitchen for Xmas ...

LYNNE ( Picture 1 ): "We'll have our own Christmas pudding this year, George."
GEORGE ( Picture 1 ): "Mm! It smells delicious!"

GEORGE ( Picture 2 ): "Let's both stir and make a wish."

LYNNE ( Picture 3 ): "Mine's that I can eat this and not put on a single ounce!"

A weight watcher our Lynne ? Did your girl-friend/wife cook in the nude this Christmas ? Nah we all dream ! ( 22/12 ).
Despite lots of net coverage, only a paragraph titled HELMET, GENTS? which tells of "two naked men on bicycles were told to wear helmets and go home by cops in Whangamata, New Zealand." Another Operation: Cover-Up by the Police ? ( 24/12 ).

Try and enjoy any sun wherever you maybe especially if lucky with the naked look !

Finally have a great Nude Year !

Steve

Naked Nudes ?

Welcome to my Nudes Letter, thanks again for your continued interest in this site ...

An edition with the usual catch-up items about the naked body that have appeared in my daily tabloid paper, The Sun ...

A column item headed Nudist at court for 'baring all in garden' under a photo of "Donald Sprigg, 62, who admits regularly stripping off to tend his garden, is facing three charges of outraging public indecency." Nice to have "horrified neighbours [who] complained about him digging his garden while NAKED... [and causing] 'harassment, alarm or distress' to [them] close to his home in Cirencester, Gloucs." Mr "Sprigg pleaded not guilty to all three charges and was bailed to stand trial on June 20." What a time-waster, more important crime out there than someone who just strips in his garden ! ( 09/05 ).

Another column item with heading of TV Nicky ran nude after thief tells of "tv and radio presenter Nicky Campbell told how he chased a thief from his garden yesterday - while totally NAKED. Nicky 50, leapt from bed after being woken at about 5.25am by his dog Maxwell's barking." After spotting "the prowler tring to nick his bike .. he gave chase with 'everything flying in the wind' - "... If I'd jumped on him stark naked he'd have needed counselling for years.". The thief fled empty-handed", luckily not catching anything "in the wind" ( 14/05 ).
A small bottom page item titled HOTEL FOR NUDES claims "hotel boss Tim Higgs runs a place where guests love to hang out - it's for nudists only." Shock ! Horror ! It seems "dedicated naturist, 55, has turned a surburban detached family home into a seven-room retreat for people who like to shed their clothes on holiday." That's terrible, really terrible but "Tim, who already owns a hotel [and] was granted permission to open up in Erdington, Birmingham, by the city council, charges from £120 a night." Tim ends "Naturists are crying out for a place like this." 'Location, Location' comes to mind but good luck ! ( 16/05 ).
A Sun SPOT paragraph tells of "Streaker Lu Wi, 42, [who] begged passers-by to help cover him up after a holy man said running naked would cure his nightmares in Changchun, China." If it works for him, will it work for you ? ( 31/05 ).
An item titled 1 in 5 UK girls strip off on hol claiming "one in five British women goes topless abroad to get an all-over tan, a [Superdrug] poll reveals" The most interesting facts is "women in the 35-44 age group are most likely to bare their boobs." No care eh, wonder if any of the 4 in 5 are naturists who get a real 'all-over tan' ? ( 06/06 ).
Seen the ITN video below, here's the photo item titled BACKSIDE THE SEASIDE "as seaside bathers in wet and windy Wales yesterday flock to set a world SKINNY-DIPPING record.

Four hundred stripped off and plunged shreiking into the freezing waves. They had to remain waist-deep for ten teeth-chattering minutes to break the previous Guinness Book record of 250." A couple of quotes of "exhilarating" & "first time in Wales - and the last" but no mention of the benefiting charity ( 20/06 ).
A paragraph headed BUFF JUSTICE tells of "a naked man strolled down the middle of a main road yesterday morning before being collared by cops in Leicester." Without a shirt ? ( 21/06 ).